And Specialist David Vance Jackson has six months to live.
Then wonderful Jacko takes back over unfortunatly....
I unfortunatly failed my tape test this morning by not hitting my target weight (203), so therefore, within a six month time frame, I will have my paper work kicking me out of the army. In other words, the last three years of my life have been a complete and utter waste, and my 15 months in Iraq meant nothing.
But let's go over the math real quick...
Original ETS date: June 18, 2006
Present date: July 25, 2005
Estimated new ETS date: Sometime January 2006
So they'll kick me out, when I have just under six months left until my time is up....I hate the fucking army.